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Dummy copy. PPC, SEO, CRO — the acronyms matter far less than what they do for your pipeline. A plain-English tour.

The acronyms

Placeholder paragraph translating the alphabet soup: what each channel actually is, what it costs, and the questions to ask before you spend a pound on any of them.

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What actually matters

Placeholder paragraph. The channels change every year; the fundamentals — right audience, right message, measured honestly — don't.

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// the ai-tools arm of Rock Kitchen Harris

Spending too much time on admin? Let’s streamline it.

Tell us the tasks that quietly eat your week and we'll show you how we'd automate them. If it bites every week, it's worth a look.

100s of hours saved yearly · first demo in days

fig. 01 — the offer

A few of the things
we can help with.

Not the full list — just a handful we've already proven on our own studio. If your problem isn't here, it's still worth a chat.

SVC-01

custom builds · in daily use

Custom AI tools

Content generators trained on your tone of voice. Proposals assembled from data you already hold. Assistants that answer from your content.

proven here: our deck studio turns a brief into a finished, on-brand presentation — nobody's opened PowerPoint since

SVC-02

data · runs our studio

Dashboards & automation

Your numbers, out of the systems nobody opens and onto one live board — with the checks nobody remembers to run, automated.

proven here: our WorkflowMax boards gave us our Mondays back

SVC-03

adoption · workshops open

AI for your team

Role-specific training built on your team's real day-to-day work, playbooks that stick, and a usage policy so leadership can relax.

proven here: it's how we run our own studio, every day

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sprints · days not months

Prototype sprints

A working prototype in days, not a deck about one. Test the hunch on the real problem — commit only when you've seen it run.

proven here: this very website — hunch to client-ready prototype in two days

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ops · kettle on

Credit control & upkeep

Models are cheap right up until nobody's watching the meter. We cap the spend, watch it and report it in plain English — the toys, never the surprise invoice.

also handled: every tool patched and current — the DIY version usually dies with its builder's holiday

fig. 02 — the toolkit

Whatever the job needs.
We're not precious about who types.
Today it's Claude.

model-agnostic by design — every experiment gets the brain that suits it best

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Codexopenai

Geminigoogle

DeepSeekdeepseek

GLMz.ai

Llamameta

Mistralmistral ai

Grokxai

The Kettlerkh · mission critical

fig. 03 — the human bit

AI does the repetitive part. We do the part that sounds like you.

Anyone can point a model at a task. The difference is what comes out the other end — on-brand, considered and unmistakably yours, not generic AI filler. We keep a human hand on every build, so the time you save never costs you your voice.

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The Big Red Button

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What if we
just built it?

Seen enough? Tell the bench what's eating your week — first demo in days, commit only once you've seen it run.

experiment intake v0.4

bench_bot is a very small robot. proposals are still reviewed by actual humans, usually over coffee.

Digital marketing services, explained without the jargon

The acronyms

What actually matters

Let's talk numbers.

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